Wednesday, 23 November 2011

You Know You Spend Too Much Time At The Gym When....

5 signs I spend too much time at the gym:

#1. I have nightly dreams about the men and women who are at the gym at the same time as me.  My dreams used to be made up of Christian Louboutin shoes, rice krispie cakes and trips to Vegas.  Now yellow shirt who grunts when he lifts, the lanky 16 year old and the old lady who needs to learn what a thong is, spend their time with me from 9:30pm til 6 am.  And oddly enough my dreams don't include these people at the gym, they have intruded on my daily life - at work, at the grocery store and in my house! I have to admit I prefer to dream about shoes that I can never afford.

#2.  I have started to wear my gym clothes to work.  Thank goodness my office is pretty lack on the dress code or else I'd be SOL.  I find myself wearing my Lululemon Wunder Unders and tank tops as "office casual" more and more.  What can I say they are sooo dang comfy & pretty much contoured to my body. Bonus - I don't even need to change from my work clothes to my workout clothes.  Anything to save time, I'm in!!

#3.  I find myself wiping down things at home.  Anyone else find them self walking around with an old towel & a spray bottle wiping the door knobs, faucet, cupboard doors and remotes after each use?  Ya, enough said......

#4.  Making dates with friends always seem to include the gym.  Terrible when my girls ask if I want to hang out & my response goes something along the lines of: "Sure.  Gym @7?" or "Okay want to hit the steam room tonight?" 

#5.  I see the 17 year old working the front desk more than my own husband.  True story. 


Can anyone else add anymore in?

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